jeebuz

Expletive used to show shock or irritation. Much like the use of the name Jesus in slang.

"Jeebuz! Are you sure?"

"Jeebuz! Will you two shut the hell up?!"

by Carl Grand July 25, 2003

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jeebus

A name used on progressive blogs to deride intolerant religious rightwingers ("fundies") who use the Christian faith as a flag and front for every one of their nastiest motivations, statements and actions, hiding hate behind professed faith. Basically "jeebus" is a code word for lefties permitting them to mock self-annointed religious frothing biters / ultraconservatives of the social or financial right who advocate selfishness and cruelty (via nutty religious errors) without actually deriding Jesus or Christianity itself which they don't have a problem with. Put alternatively, a person who follows the New Testament loves Jesus; a person who can't wait to take away sick benefits from a dying lesbian because God Hates Fags loves Jeebus. Get the diff?

"Don't you understand? Tax cuts for the rich are good and welfare for sick mothers is immoral! What kind of atheistic radical are you to think otherwise?"
"Jeebus told you to say that, didn't he?"

by seeker6079 April 10, 2006

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jeebuzz

its like another way of saying oh my gosh or jeeeez , crazy or WTF

him: Did you hear about the shooting yesterday?
me: No, did anyone die?
him: Yes a 5 year old girl did.
me: Jeebuzz!

by sheSURELYelite <3 January 24, 2011

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Jsexual

/jā sekSHo͞oəl/

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Sexually attracted to a person's (of the opposite sex) ideals rather than personality or physical appearance. They date others primarily to converse and discuss ideas rather than to have sex.

Jonathan says that he thinks he is jsexual because he isn't like the other kids that go after girls because of the sex, but because of their ideals.

by OrangeFish January 19, 2013

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jeebus

I love people wo think that homer invented jeebus, you're all so cute. i congratulate the people who say frank zappa, buy I have to tell y'all it was used by Duke Ellington (1930's jazz writer/singer) in a throwback to his catholic school days. He used it instead of jesus so that the nuns couldn't beat him, or whatever it is that angry nuns do. he used it instead of jesus for the rest of his life, which is where zappa probably found it.

Jebus loves you all!

by Obscure facts man! May 13, 2005

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