Jeefing

The male equivalent to queefing (fanny fart): The release of gas from the japs eye of ones penis...

fuckin hell lloyd, stop jeefing on my lips, it smells like smegma you freak

by Lloyd Adam August 2, 2007

Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

Jabeefa

Jabeefa is an afro smiley on the myjellybean chatboards.
He is basically the God of JB whether a JBers chooses to worship him or not. Everyone loves him though, he is the sex.

Jabeefa is so incredible, I'm totally in love with him. He'd rape me if I wasn't so willing!

by That.One.Girl. December 25, 2007

jeefe

n.: (JEE-f.) british slang for "fool"; a nincompoop, an idiot.

v.: (JEE-f'd)displaying prominent foolishness.

proper noun: Jeefe McGibbons; a Welsh Hick. The epitome of jeefe-ness. The Town Goof could be described as a Jeefe McGibbons.

"You got that one wrong? You silly jeefe, you!!"

"Boy! I really jeef'd that one!"

"Jeefe McGibbons is such a... (for lack of better term) jeefe!"

by Gillian & Aleksandra April 9, 2008

Jeef

The all knowing birb he knows all

Jeef is not a being a being is jeef

by poopyinmypants247 May 18, 2018

Jeef

A picture that moves on a text; a funny repeating video

“Thomas sent me a funny jeef today of a cat!”

by The University of Moscow May 19, 2021

jeef

Derivative of the Hebrew slang term Jeefah, meaning literally something gross and disgusting. Has been expanded to include figuratively as well as literally gross or disgusting or even distasteful.

1) Ugh, I've been hiking in the mountains through all these heat and humidity I feel so jeef right now.

2) Ew, did you see that dude pick his nose on the subway, JEEF!

3) I can't believe he cheated on his girlfriend, that is just so jeef!

4) What's that jeef that looks all slimey on the street?

by shayaknyc August 1, 2008