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Jauniece

Highly intelligent woman that is respected by many. She is strong, as well as, compassionate, wise, and humble. She has a reserved yet confident mannerism. This lady will prosper in all that she does in life!
Man that girl is the full package! Yeah she is Jauniece for sure!
by Piratestreasure February 5, 2010
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jaundice

adj.
1) The state of possessing a yellow hue, whether due to its nature or its manufacturer's preference.
2) Used to describe a repulsive thing or person.
3) Used to describe both the yellow and nauseating attributes of your everyday potassium-crazy fruit, the banana.
1) "That fire hydrant is so jaundice!"
2) "Shauna?! What a jaundice girl."
3) "No, I will not eat that jaundice, jaundice banana."
by Captain Bojangles August 22, 2008
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Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.
1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?
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Janice

Janice is wonderful. She is thoughtful and caring, she has always shown her strengths by pointing out yours. But in reality she is who makes you a better person. She has shown me what it means to care.
Janice, I know you gave when you felt you had little to give. The Janice I know gave with all she could when she felt no love. Truely I think she is the best!!
by Daddyonthemike July 13, 2018
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jaundice surprise

occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
"damn jeremy, last night i expected a facial but got the jaundice surprise instead"
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
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Jaundice Pussy

Pussy as good as the carmeled filled chocalate bars sold at dollar tree. However, still only being an “okay pussy” or in Lamemans terms Infected pussy.
Jacob: Bro I hella wanna get at Lashand, she bad as fuck.
Logan: Bro I wouldn’t go near that I heard she has JAUNDICE PUSSY.
by #FREEMACKO December 18, 2018
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eilidh has jaundice

the best friend group to ever exist.

i love you guys.
Random dude: Yo those people seem pretty close
Random dude's friend: That's an Eilidh Has Jaundice group if I've ever seen it
by the author of LotJ November 4, 2019
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