glazed jason mask

When a man splooges all over a woman's face, to where it looks like she's wearing a Jason Vorhees mask.

Your mom is such a whore she wears a glazed jason mask all day everyday.

by barndogusn April 22, 2023

jason markiewicz

Is a great boy who has a big penis and usually gets all the girls

Stop being Jason Markiewicz dude

by John dude get off my pizza mar November 30, 2017

Jason Momoa

Having a tangy smelling unkempt gooch. (The area between the male scrotum and anus)

That guy I hooked up with last week had a terrible Jason Momoa. It smelt like sweet and sour sauce from Mc Donald’s.

by GioJosephCarl May 6, 2019

Jason mader

A male name defining a sexy guy, usually a smokin hot football player. Owns a bmw, and is a party hardy. Girls love him.

Girl 1: Omg look at jason mader!
Girl 2: Hes so hot, and good at football, i love him!

by Triton, cadillac October 27, 2011

jason mewes

most legendary stoner ever. plays jay in kevin smith's movies (jay's sidekick silent bob played by smith), most noteably clerks, and mallrats. hes an out and out legend.

quote: "Fly, fatass, fly!"

by Minôir May 8, 2005

Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.

Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.

by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke

Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!

by baldandbeez October 11, 2013