Jareny

A fine ass powerful Mexican woman with black, silky hair, a cute laugh, a childish smile, a fat ass, some chunk, a tight pussy that's wetter than a lake, some pretty hazel eyes, and astounding intellect, a big heart, a very open sense of humor, that doesn't drink, smoke, or do any illicit drugs, and that jams to some bomb ass Mexican music.

"Damn, look at her!"
" Oh, that's Jareny."
"Yo, she is fine!"
"Hell yeah."

by AnonGhostEx January 18, 2017

Jared Milton

A teenager from UK who is a massive fan of pop artists, including Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, and Ke$ha. He has covered several of their, with the effects on the viewers including nausea, migraines, and HIV. He has also made a video "declaring war" on all Justin Bieber fans, which he has removed from Youtube. He also makes multiple false threats, saying that he will hack the trolls who mess with him. Also, when in a tinychat with /b/, he faked hanging himself in front of all the trolls to see by putting a belt around his neck and placing it on his bunk bed. The number of hate he has received has soared recently since the Facebook character Brock Obama and his fans have joined the war against Jared, and Brock was even able to have a private conversation with Jared himself. Jared then continued to tell him that since Pop music is culture, we must embrace it, and he called Brock several derogatory terms, including "slave" and "nigger", and he threatened to kill Brock, his family, and all 110,000+ of his fans. As revenge, he posted the entire conversation to his fan page, and it is also on Encyclopedia Dramatica. He has also said he has been given permission by the "FBI" (even though he lives in the UK) "CIA" and "Secret Services" in Europe, Asia, Australia, and America to leak the haters' personal information, and he also threatens to kill Justin Bieber haters as always. Ironically, his personal information has spread around the internet instead of his.

Jared Milton is clearly deserving of trolling, after all, what response can you possibly get from declaring war on those who hate the single most hated pop star of all time?

by Lord Kickass July 11, 2011

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Jaren

He sweet, smart, kind, loving, cares for others but doesn't always tell the truth even thought you wish they had because then everything would have been ok you wouldn't have hurt as much or balled your eyes out over him because he told you a lie when he should have just told you the truth but anyways he is amazing before you meet a jaren you don't actually know what love is he the most terrified boyfriend ever no one could replace him never ever u he will be the first that you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed he will be the reason that your living

I love you jaren

by Emma Alonzo June 19, 2017

jared leto

Jared Leto is possibly the most underrated actor. he is so amazing in movies like lord of war and requiem for a dream. He is also the lead singer of 30 seconds to mars, one of the greatest bands ever!
im sick of everyone going "OMG HES SOOOOO SEXY, I WANNA ROOT HIM!! yes hes sexy but he is truly one of the greatest actors/singers and has one of the most amazing voices youll ever hear!

oh and to all the 30 seconds to mars fans..."Provehito In Altum!" - youll know what it means

fangirl: " OMG i just love 30 seconds to mars because jared leto is sex on legs!!"

true fan "yeah he's hot but have u actually heard their inspirational and amazing songs??"

Fangirl: JARED LETO IS THE SEX!!!!

true fan: .....

by bluefurrymonster August 5, 2007

Jaren

(JAr•en)Jaren is the only type of guy that is HONESTLY a good person. He will always put others before himself. Jaren’s are usually born in October and include the smartest, cutest most Loyal guys ever to exist. They are true friends and if you EVER let one go you’re stupid as HELL. They’ll always be there and are some of the most empathetic and sympathetic people ever to exist. A few are AMAZING musicians and are incredibly humble about it. They are always there, even if you can’t see them. And they’ll stay by your side forever if you just let them.

Some rando: “Oh who’s that cutie?”
Me: “That’s Jaren..”

by Muddy.legend October 8, 2020

Jared Allen

1. The craziest mother fucker in the NFL. Usually clad in purple and white, he uses his mullet's intimidation factor to make offensive linemen bow at his feet. When he's not playing football, he's usually found hunting elk with a spear and kicking Chuck Norris's ass.

2. A person who also has a mullet, wears purple, and strikes fear into the heart of all he encounters (especially elk).

1. "Did you see the game yesterday?" "Yea, Jared Allen drank the QB's blood after it was over."

2. "That guy's mullet is HUGE!" "Don't fuck with him, he's a Jared Allen."

by Jyrki January 24, 2010