Japhet Tanganga

(n.) Japhet Tanganga is a football player for Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, based in London, United Kingdom. He is widely referred to as one of the greatest football players of all time and one of the sexiest. The name "Japhet Tanganga" can also be used in a sentence to indicate someone's superiority.

Jack: Yoo did you see Claire at the skating rink?? She was so much better than everyone!
Noah: Yeah bro she's a total Japhet Tanganga out there.

by thespursboy August 9, 2021

Japhony

Combination of Japanese and Phony.
Non-Japanese People that pretend to be/want to be Japanese or excessively embrace japanese culture, often Weebs.
also: Japhonese

"Damn Dude, is this Anime Protagonist lookin ass actually from Japan?"
"Nah Bro, he is a Japhony"

by bigPPhaver69 June 2, 2023

Japhar

A big poo

I took a japhar

by Peepeetwat February 5, 2019

japhlet

A fucking faggot who is a failed Asian. He copies down math homework when he is perfectly capable of doing it.

Stop being a Japhlet and do your work.

by dylanmacariola June 19, 2016

japhkniphe

A manuver that renders all listeners hysterical. cf Jacknife.

That's Japhed up! Japh and Jill. Japh off. You are a japhkniphe.

by Japh Hoph May 29, 2008

Japheth

To be a japheth means to simp for a girl named alayna it also mean to enjoy big anime tiddes.

I was being a japheth yesterday

by SIR yeetus the third June 30, 2020

Japhthor

A deep, thoughtful, cerebral, broodingly powerful personality.

Roots:

PHTHOR (thör), form of English noun phthore, -ine, old name for element fluorine; derived from Greek phtheiro, destruction. 1. Armageddon, Götterdämmerung, Ragnarok. 2. A chthonic god.
--SECTOR CYCLOPAEDIA, �426 (From the Novel Phthor by Piers Anthony)

THOR (thör) The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning.

Wow, Japhthor, that's deep, man. Have a cigar.

by Japhthor al Chil May 9, 2005