Niall in Japan

“Niall in Japan” is an abbreviation of a disturbing scenario that occurred when Niall Horan was visiting Japan.

(Read at your own risk) The scenario:

“He was vigorously pumping his hand, banging onto his wall with the other, obviously disrupting his neighbor. From my view, he moved to his bed and then into the bathroom for a few minutes before coming out again. He was being very vulgar and was screaming out obscenities. My younger sister, who was with me at the time, was obviously disturbed.”

Person 1: “Remember what happened with Niall in Japan”

Person 2: “Please don’t bring it up I need that erased from my memory”

Person 1: “Sorry, he was definitely thinking of me tho”

by dont.@.me December 20, 2020

Japanese Goblin

うぃーあーざじゃぱにーずごぶりん どぅゆぅはぶけいのたかとびおにごろし あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん あかあおきいろのおにずあんどもあ はいびびっとしゃとるーずぐりーんおに せくしーみでぃあむばいおれっとおに むらさきだいだいしゃくなげおに らららいえるかなとぅないひゃっきやぎょうはいてんしょんじゃぱにーずごぶりん どらんくはっぴーどんどんへべれけ あいあむえぇとじゃぱにーずごぶりん れつごーつきみだうたえやさわげや ふろしきつつんでしゃるうぃーなんちゃら ひともあやかしもしゃくにほしうかべ くるしゅうないぞくるしゅうないぞ ぶれいくあうとでぶれいこう

In japanese:i like japanese goblin *insert japanese goblin song*

by Lifey325 March 15, 2022

wtf japan

the basic reaction to the weirdest shit japan does. lick a cat, make out with an egg yolk and so on.

Person1 : yo come here and check out this 4chan post
P2 : WTF JAPAN

by fille September 5, 2012

Japan Break Industries

Japan Break Industries is quite possibly the single greatest advertisement jingle ever created. It is found most frequently in the form of a eurobeat song with engrish lyrics, advertising a Japanese demolition company named--you guessed it--Japan Break Industries. If it wasn't already awesome enough, the lyrics- they- you- ...you just have to watch it. (YouTubeID qs6BiPwqBU0)

Hammer of Justice high up in the sky...
BREAK OUT!
Japan Break Industries
Diamond cutter, DA DA DA!
Japan Break Industries
Automated Compressor, let your echoes shake the ground!

by ReySquared May 4, 2009

Japan Four

A cry to confuse security guards when tryiong to sneak into an unauthorized area.

"Japan four. The shamshee? Japan four!" Tom Green - Freddy Got Fingered

by Brandon March 11, 2004

Jerold of Japan

Jerold of Japan is a legendary samurai, who lives in the Japanese island district of Sugondese. Jerold is good friends with the Shogun at Sugondese, which is none other than Keanu Reeves. The Shogun Keanu Reeves and Jerold of Japan defended their homeland from the evil Mongol army that was led by Bertram Khan with the aid of Captain A. Beard. and Big V The Fantastic Spartan. Years later Jerold then joined the Lemonators so that they could free the world from all evil such as FFA and MESA.

Its our lord and savior Jerold of Japan.

by Captain Angel Beard January 7, 2022

Japanese Culture

The rich culture and history of Japan and it's people. While it should be loved and respected, it should not be obsessed with and worshiped, as many American Anime fans do today. Many of the said fans will claim to know everything about Japan and it's history simply because they watched an Anime. Usually Anime/Manga is the only thing they really like about Japan. If you are Japanese (like myself), many of these fans will come up to you and randomly say words from the Japanese language and expect you to be impressed. They will also expect every Japanese person to be as in love with anime as they are, and will hate you if you simply say you don't care for anime.

Anime Fan: Hey! Did you watch (Insert Anime here)? It's so awesome! Because I've watched it, I know everything about Japanese Culture! Plus, (Insert random character here) is so hot!

Me: No, Honestly I don't care for Anime. And Frankly, I don't find fictional characters attractive, given the fact that they're fictional.

Anime Fan: But you're Japanese! You have to like Anime!

me: Well, I don't.

Anime Fan: You Hater! I thought you were Baka, but I was wrong!

me: *Rolls eyes*

by Takeo Hayashi October 23, 2011