January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 04, 2019

january 1st

national manifisent daisy a boyfriend day !
everyone who sees this must manifest daisy a boufirend

"omg its january 1st"
"oh shoot i better manifest my hot emo friend a boyfriend!!!"

by hot girl asf December 31, 2021

January 1st

Other than being New Years day, it's also "tell everybody to go fuck themselves" day!

Nathan: Hey Vanessa, it's January 1st
Vanessa: Happy New Year!
Nathan: No, it's tell everybody to go fuck themselves day, so go fuck yourself!
Vanessa: Ah shit, you got me!

by George Washington Jr. Amadeus November 22, 2023

January 1st

The day the best country in the world (Australia) got their independence

January 1st is the best day of the year!

by Mr Big Brain July 12, 2022

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 03, 2020

January 1st

January 1st is National skip school day!

Mum: 'Why aren't you going to school?'

Me: 'It's January 1st, National skip school day!'
Mum: 'Oh, okay, get comfy.'

by Crazykady09 November 06, 2020