January 18

Ask your roommate something crazy. Of them to it they’re the best roommate ever and you have to prepare their favorite food for dinner.

You: Hey, can you wax My ass?

Your roommate: sure

You: I’m making your favourite food for dinner

Your roommate: why?

You: it’s January 18

Your roommate: oh that makes sense

by Imheretorhelpyou December 26, 2021

January 18

7 rings by Ariana Grande birthday

What happens on january 18
well the anniversary of 7 rings ofc

by moonlight 🍄 January 24, 2021

January 18

Julias birthday. LIVE IT UP

Julias birthday is on January 18

by Yeetos October 28, 2019

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 18

Bitch

Tanya

Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.

My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.

by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019

january 18

A bad ass bitches birthday🥳😍 If you we’re born on january 18 u are one of the baddest bitches out there!🥵💋 You are a baddie and be proud😘

girls/boys born on january 18th are the baddest out there

by muah💋 November 7, 2019

january 18

today is national slap any booty day. enjoy this blessed day. 🍑

any uncultured swine: what national day is january 18?

me: it’s national slap booty day! hit mine up why don’t you.

by abbeyyyy October 18, 2019