international head day is where you fuck or get fucked till one of you passes out
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
Boy: guess what!
Girl: what?
Boy: it's January 18!
Girl: yeah what about it
Boy: let's fu--
by Mvkeyzz January 19, 2022
by moonlight 🍄 January 25, 2021
by Yeetos October 28, 2019
January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 06, 2019
Tanya
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
Bitch
If you are born on this day January 18, you are most Likely an asshole or a bitch, you are selfish, evil and love hurting people. If you don’t get your own way you end up crying and make people believe you and what you wanna say even if it is a lie.
My mother is born on this day and she is the biggest lying bitch I’ve ever met.
by g_a_d_random November 10, 2019
A bad ass bitches birthday🥳😍 If you we’re born on january 18 u are one of the baddest bitches out there!🥵💋 You are a baddie and be proud😘
by muah💋 November 08, 2019
any uncultured swine: what national day is january 18?
me: it’s national slap booty day! hit mine up why don’t you.
me: it’s national slap booty day! hit mine up why don’t you.
by abbeyyyy October 19, 2019