Jan

An individual who is the first to fall into a slumberous state, or choose to return to their home, after the consumption of various alcoholic beverages etc.

“You really janned out last night”
“Are you really going to jan before midnight?”
*sips a water* “that’s something Jan would do”
“I’m janning out”
“On a a scale of 1 to jan, how tired are you?”

by Sfitty May 30, 2018

jans

adj. describing a totally relaxing environment; a more extreme version of "chill"

"Were you at Jonathan's kickback yesterday?"
"Yea, it was jans"

by phung December 24, 2008

Jan

Clumsy forgetful lady who forgets to put an ad in the Yellow Pages. Not on good terms with her boss

Boss: "Jan where's our ad in the yellow pages directory?"
*jan runs out of the building like a common fool
Boss (out of the window): "not happy jan!"

by prujay January 19, 2015

Jan

jewsy as they get

Guy 1: Did you get your marks back?
Guy 2: Yeah I failed
Guy 3: Oh you just got Janned

by olvrmn November 26, 2022

Jan

Jan is a person with one eyebrow. Most Jans are cunts. The amount of cuntness is proportional with the size of the eyebrow. Jan likes to destroy people's life - therefor he is very hated.

"Oh did you see that Jan? Such a cunt"

by Jan is a cunt with one eyebrow January 28, 2015

Va Jan Jan

A womans Vagina, Part of the reproductive system.

"That bitches Va Jan Jan is showing"
"Bloody fuckin Va Jan Jan!"

by Beckaboo77xo October 31, 2006

Jan

Jan is your above average gigachad with an incredibly enormous penis. He will always brag about it but once you first see it, you’ll want to use it more often.

-Omg did you see the size of that thing? That must be Jan!

by Raw-_-glizzy November 22, 2021