janktification

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.

If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.

by Maximillian February 20, 2004

Janktastic

Fabulously janky. The jankyist of them all. The opposite of fantastic.

My ride is janktastic now that it's missing both headlights.

Pete's new shoes are janktastic.

That ducttape holding your shelf up makes your cubicle look janktastic. hollaaaaaa

by KarlaS May 6, 2006

Junkstang

The name for any Ford Mustang, can be a rust bucket or a top end car. Regardless of the state of the vehicle it is still a junkstang because junkstang's are garbage.

Man look at Troy in his sweet junkstang!

by flerpaderp July 28, 2020

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

Jacksturbate

The practice of the perfect masturbation sensation a.k.a. jacking off. Combined give off the ultimate orgasm that has the power to make your lower half explode!! >:-D

Non jacksturbater: Dude!!! When did you get a wheelchair??
Jacksturbater: It's a grim tale... I was so turned on I went beyond masturbation levels and I jacksturbated...
Non jacksturbater: Ohhhh... you're such a dumbass...

by JoeManX June 2, 2009

Jankstore

Jankstore - from the root word 'janky' & similar in spirit and context to a 'creepstore'. A person that personifies bad qualities. The master of janky. A person or place where only the poorest or worst things are distributed.

If you thought Jerry O'Connell was a janky motherfucker, you should meet his brother. That guy is an epic jankstore.

by Sheryl Crow's cancer November 16, 2010