aneurysm

The time before you burst a nut

I had an aneurysm last night

by Shreck101 March 9, 2019

Brain Aneurysm

What happens to you when you try to translate the New Zealand national anthem.

Don't listen to that! You will get a brain aneurysm

by The slayer 18 June 19, 2017

Wrist Aneurysm

Similar to a seizure, but begins at the hands/fingers and rapidly works up to the rest of the body. Wrist aneurysms are undetectable, but can be triggered by the victim. The victim will lose control of their body. One of the many symptoms of Ratpiss Disease.

Person 1: "Did you see that kid back there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I think he was having a wrist aneurysm."

by Ratpiss_ September 6, 2018

anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it

"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"

by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017

Faneurysm

(verb.) A spastic action caused by a surprise update from a fandom.

The actions can range from totally hilarious to dangerous. Many people experiance Faneurysms when they get tour updates or purchase a new volume of their favorite manga.

Charlotte had a faneurysm due to her late updates concerning Radiohead.

Cat had a faneutysm when she watched the new episode of Supernatural.

by TheKidWithCatEars September 22, 2011

Maneurysm

A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.

My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.

by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010

maneurysm

A weakened and bulging penile vessel wall brought on by excessive use of male inhancement drugs.

Disclaimer on packaging: "Use of this product may lead to maneurysm, coma, or death".

by kwstarlight February 5, 2010