Jamison

A confusing, charming, extremely smart, artistic, gorgeous guy who will sweep you off your feet and then throw you on the ground. He'll never tell you if he wants you or if he doesn't. He's a sweet guy and a great friend but he'll never put as much into a relationship/friendship as you do. He knows what he wants and what he's capable of getting, but he doesn't realize when he hurts people. In a way, he doesn't care, no matter how badly you want him to. He'll make you laugh harder than ever and you'll be bestfriends for a month and then things will suddenly change. He'll talk to you less, spend less time with you, etc., but then the cycle repeats itself, and you're closer than ever again. You don't want to get in a fight with him, because he'll just turn it around on you. He's clever enough to get away with it, too. Don't fall for him, because you'll never get over him, no matter how hard you try. He's an asshole sometimes, but you'll never forget him and never stop being his friend. In the end, he's always going to be there for you, you just can't give up. He's a great guy.

Is your name Jamison cause you're really funny?!

by littlekittens000 April 11, 2011

jambush

When you are playing music at an open mic night and a complete stranger jumps on stage and starts playing with you without asking.

Highly annoying, especially if said stranger isn't nearly as good as they think they are.

A portmanteau word from "jam" and "ambush." Past tense "jambushed."

Roommate: Yo, how was open mic tonight?

Bleeding-heart songwriter: Lame. Got jambushed by this drunk harmonica player. Just leaped up without saying anything and started doing terrible, terrible things to my song.

Roommate: Sucks, dude.

by whomakesyourmoney July 30, 2010

jamison

the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet. she gives you one look and your eyes and your atomically falling for her. she is so kind, smart, beautiful, and a lot of times has a freaky side to them. if you ever find yourself being in the presence of a jamison, good luck.

look, it’s jamison! she’s so beautiful.

by idkmynamelol July 31, 2019

Jarius

a boy who is oh so cute but knows hes cute and thinks hes black...but you gotta love him...

ehh negative that boy is so jarius

by Taylor January 6, 2005

Jambus

An anus that has been torn or stretched out to large proportions.

Paul got a big jambus from having too much intercourse with Tim.

by Igor_69 November 5, 2009

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To light your dogs butt on fire and catch his poop in your mouth.

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by Quantavius hernandez the 67th April 28, 2022

Jamison

A black kid who often says dumb shit.

Some characteristics of someone named Jamison include, but are not limited to:
-Playing world of tanks for a large portion of time.
-Riding his bike through the car wash
-Saying "Go to sleep"
-Often talks about birds

Person 1: Oh look, its a bird!
Jamison: Coo, Coo

by LangLoadMaster May 22, 2023