pearl jam

Fucking amazing band that most people cant justify hating them without using childish names and homophobic slurs...

hater: Pearl jam are a bunch of fucking faggot shit-eaters
fan: Um... no they are one of the most influental acts of the last decade.
hater: Watever you fudgepacking cocksucker...

by Dr. Awesome August 16, 2006

pearl jam

the greatest fucking band in the whole world.... that's why i've got Ed Ved in my head.

Rachel's life goal is to have all the Pearl Jam concert bootlegs ever released.

by Rokinfreeworld December 30, 2003

Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.

I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.

by Acedigital July 23, 2012

Pearl Jam

1.

a. A rock group whose musical quality is far greater than their popularity

b. A rock group whose popularity would be greater if one of its members committed suicide a lá Kurt Cobain

That band is such a Pearl Jam: they're great, but nobody gives a shit.

by Duke Guillermo April 15, 2006

Pearl Jam

1. Shiny and white like pearls, sticky like jam, if you didn't already know: it's semen.

2. Probably one of the worst "Grunge" bands, or at least one with the worst influence on "Modern Rock" bands from the mid 90's onwards.

"It's sad that when people think of Pearl Jam, they think of that band instead of the fluid which carries with it the potential for human life."

"Anna enjoyed some pearl jam last night"

by RKFS January 2, 2008

Pearl Jam

A band formed by a former first wave grunge band Greenriver's lead guitarest Stone Gossard and bassest Jeff Ament. Vocalist Eddie Vetter joing shortly after the formation.
Specializing in a lighter more pop form of true grunge they were able to pull in more sales then any other third wave grunge band of the 90s. Created such commercial hit albums as Ten, Vs., And Vitology. And created a number of arty rock albums to further seclude themselves from the public eye.
Also known as the Seattle Sellouts for having an extremely radio friendly sound that was barely reminesent to grunge roots and for profitting off of hundreds of unnessecary live albums.

Pearl Jam is only around because people want them to be Ten again

by levicom November 25, 2004

Pearl Jam

Guys that usually pretends to be in summer using shorts, even if its is winter in Seattle.

Eddie Vedder is one of those old boys using shorts, tell him it is winter and he is 43 y old.

....ohh, you are talking about those skaters called Pearl Jam?

...yes

by internani February 4, 2007