Jagerweiser

When your drunk and think you're dropping your shot of Jagermeister into a cup of Redbull for a Jagerbomb but instead you drop it into your cup of Budweiser

Being the Redbull and Budweiser were the same color in two red cups, I thought I dropped my Jagermeister shot into the Redbull, when in fact it was Budweiser, creating Jagerweiser.

by iLL Philosophist August 6, 2010

Jagerheister

First your shave your pubic hair into a shot of Jager. Next you make the other person take the shot prior to sex. The most crucial part is after sex you must rob a bank and then frame the person who took the shot.

“You here that the Russian girl is in jail?”
“Ya I heard Dylan pulled a jagerheister on her!”

by Ler and Mur January 16, 2021

jagermeister

A gobsmacking kraut liquer that tastes a little like sambuca, but with an herby taste. Some people swear it has a unique buzz, and I thought it did too when I first tried it...but then I remembered the spliff I smoked only moments earlier. Damn that short term memory!

You gotta love that label on the bottle with the deer buck and the cross...it's so....Jagermeister.

by bomb biscuit January 29, 2004

Jagermeister stagg

The Jagermeister stagg is named George, in honour of an infamous drunk. George otherwise known as the patron saint of degeneracy was an avid fan of Jagermeister

You guys know about the Jagermeister stagg right

by Monsieur jorge August 21, 2021

jägermeister

A tasty liquor that is drunk by every Austrian.

Jeez, I'm thirsty. Where is my bottle.

by jorg August 27, 2003

Jägermeister

Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”

After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.

by Jägermeister August 8, 2014

jagermeister

Sweet Mother of Allah. This is tasty shit form across the pond. aparently over there its mixed with the blood of a freshly slain buck. Crazy German bastards. in the states it goes well with RedBull, a tasty treat.
Always enjoy jaermeister responsibly. :)

American: I love jagermeister.
Crazy German: I take a shot blood straight outta the deer's juggular and without swallowing take a shot of Jagermeister. The smell of blood gives me a hardon.

by mahmoud ahmadinejad July 19, 2007