JacobSnakeUp

A youtube gaming streamer who enjoys enteraining his fans and viewers with mostly League of Legends.
His subscribers and followers are part of "SnakeSquad"

Viewer 1: Have you seen JacobSnakeUp's last subwars game?
Viewer 2: Yeah! It was super lit!

by IsoMS July 7, 2016

Jacksnap

A combination jackoff session, snack, then a nap. Usually in that order.

Sally Balls: It's 5pm, you're still in your robe?
Tony: It's my day off. Been jacksnappin' all day.
Sally Balls: Must be nice.

by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

Jackanave

An idiot who does stupid and non-sensical things; Someone who does something that a jerk would do

"That jackanave broke up with me, jumped off a roof onto a trampoline, and got with my best friend."

by Asher Redman November 9, 2011

jackshame

Male specific- a term used to describe the phenomenon that overcomes a man when, after jerking off to his female of choice, his rationality returns and he begins to contemplate what exactly it was he was jerking off to. If the female was considerably below the man's pre-jerkoff standards, he is overcome with a sense of shame, bewilderment, and confusion. When this process occurs, it is called jackshame*. If the man returns to his normal life without any further contemplation, jackshame never occurred.

*- jackshame does not have to occur only when a man is jerking off to a woman. It can be anything that produces a general WTF moment in the man's psyche. Examples could be, but are not limited to: beastiality, midget porn, necrophilia, tranny/gay porn (if that isn't already the guy's thing), food, snuff videos, etc.

Dude, I don't know what I was doing. I got drunk last night and whacked it to a video of a chubby midget transgender amputee giving a fully grown, yet DEAD racehorse a blowjob. In the moment, it felt right, but afterwards, it was the worst jackshame I ever experienced

by imnotadeer July 14, 2015

backsnake

When your doing a chick so intensely that she keeps sliding up the bed so you have to follow her to keep it going.

Baby, last night was great, but from now on you gotta hold on to the headboard so you aint doing the backsnake.

by socialmediaocrity December 15, 2016

Jacksmacked

The process in which one is jacked up and smacked down at the same time. Jacksmack

That dude just jacksmacked the hell out that fool.

I will jacksmack your ass if you ever talk to me like that again.

I wouldn't mess with that dude I heard he's a jacksmacker.

by Jaedya May 17, 2018

Jackshanked

when you get stabbed masturbating

jack got Jackshanked by kempy

by MaskedSamurai May 7, 2019