jackalope

Adolescent who is always jumping about and behaving with no rhyme or reason. Mouth is moving, but brain is not engaged.
Sometimes exhibits uncontrollable or restless hand and foot syndrome.

The teacher was trying to maintain a disciplined and learning class atmosphere. It became necessary to move all the jackalopes to the front row, where she could keep a careful eye on them.

by Windsor A. Atherton III December 13, 2003

Jackalope

(Business). A relatively new company, usually less than ten years old, that has achieved millions of dollars in annual revenue and is wholly owned by its founders.

Five years ago, engineers who worked for a Silicon Valley unicorn had all the bragging rights, but today's talented techies dream of founding their own Jackalope company and bootstrapping a business without taking orders from a bunch of already wealthy asshats.

by J. Patrick August 10, 2021

Jackalope

The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore, in the category of fearsome critters, described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns. They tend to hide in dark spaces and people say they have horns the same colour as a dimand

The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore, in the category of fearsome critters, described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns

by Be. The god ) November 13, 2021

Jackalope

Most commonly referred to as the mythical beast, it is often used as a damning insult for those that don't like to cuss. The more nonsense words put in front of jackalope the more a jackalope that person is.

Did you see that knocked-kneed, bent nosed, argon sniffing jackalope cut me off?

I know what a jerk.

by Ironfortress November 5, 2022

jackolopen

anyone who is sus in the popular game among us or is used to call lgbtq people strait

dude red is a jackolopen
dude gay carl is jakolopen

by gerkinjerkin May 23, 2021

A Jackalpterodactyl

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.

Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.

by Shadowrunner24 May 19, 2024