jack bauer

Verb: Meaning to open up a serious can of "whoop ass" on a person or group of people in such a way that it is quite clear which of the parties involved got his or her ass kicked.

Did you see that fight between Nate and Martin? Yeah. He totally Jack Bauered his ass!

by TscribeBoston December 23, 2006

Jack Bauer

1. To Be Up For 24 Hours Or More.
2. Something Than Happens To Terrorist.
3. A Card You Don't Want To Play.
4. Something You Say When Someone Is Harassing You For Info.

News Reporter: Numerous Terrorist Around the Globe Have Been Killed By an Unknown Gunner brandishing a Silenced Nine millimeter.
Me: Must Be Jack Bauer.

by Slade Technics December 23, 2006

Jack Bauer

A bada**

That dude's a Jack Bauer

by TackyWacky August 4, 2020

Jack Bauer

THE MAN.

huge pimp

jack bauer is god, enough said.

by i love jack bauer July 16, 2008

jack bauer

The demented offspring of wild drunken sex between Chuck Norris and Satan.

Jack Bauer: *Strangles terrorist* WHERE IS THE FUCKING BASE? DAMIIT YOU ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Terrorist: *gargles and struggles for breath* mmmmpphhh...mmmmph...

Jack Bauer: *Shoots terrorist in kneecap*

Terrorist: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

by Nathaniel Reebus November 3, 2007

jack bauer

Refers to the crystalline portion of marijuana known as keef, aka keefer aka "Kiefer Sutherland".

Dude, I only got a little of that Jack Bauer left, but it'll put you on your ASS!

by Tha S-Man September 22, 2006

Jack Bauer

Verb:

To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.

Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!

I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.

He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!

I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.

by Andy Norris June 4, 2008