Jaboofus

Coined by Krakhaus
adjective

“A measurement of the level of ghetto ness that occurs at Funcoland Store# 0759 in St. Ann, Missouri.”

"I just saw a lady get out of a Mercedes, wearing slippers & curlers in her hair. Man, thats jaboofus."

by cyric360 April 14, 2005

jabooty

informal for a person from Dijibouti, the country in Africa.

He is a jabooty, born and raised

by mac March 6, 2005

Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

jablo

Boogers, snot, or any other bodily fluid able to be pulled from the nose.

Mr. Pregnant says, "I love diggin' for jablo!"

by Larry Darrell January 15, 2008

Jaboozle

When you dip your balls into a cup of beer or other liquid, then a female (or dude) blows into a straw and it tickles your balls.

Yo, we were playing beer pong last night and this slut gave me a Jaboozle.

by Game of Whores November 30, 2011

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

jabookie

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.

DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!

by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010