JORT

Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right

“Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

[jort]

adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.

My friend Lorenzo is a jort when he wears his jean shorts.

by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009

jort shants

Short for jean-short short-pants, i.e. oversized jean shorts.

Damn , homies jort shants game is on point.

by Dave-Z July 23, 2016

Jort Westerveld

Jort is a kind man who is dutch and blonde, he is very sweet and plays football. Lanky lucas has an obsession with him because he wishes he was him because he is a gay-lord. He stalks jort and tries to get into his pants. Ew...

Oh lekker its Jort westerveld

by lligma420mydude October 11, 2019

Jort Monday

A celebration of jorts occurring on Monday of each week. referring to the saying “if it ain’t baggy it ain’t swaggy” one must wear the baggiest/swaggiest jorts they can find in order to “bless up” on jort Monday

What are you wearing tomorrow?
What do you mean, tomorrow is jort Monday so of course i’m blessing up on jort monday.

by lordnsaviorofjorts May 18, 2023

jort mathijssen

He is a beauty the best person in the world. He looks like he Just came from heaven. Every girl likes him but hé only likes 1 girl Anna.

I'm in love with Jort Mathijssen or as i say it i'm in love with God.

by Jort lekker ding October 26, 2017

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021