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The Joost Effect

When Joost Klein‘s music has a hypnotic effect on you and suddenly it’s all you are listening to even if you never listen to gabber before.
„Guys I normally only listen to genre xyz how did it happen that I only listen to Joosts music now?“
„It’s The Joost Effect. This happened to all of us“
by anonymous June 4, 2024
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joost

the!!! best!!! bf!!! ever!!!

he's super hot and cute, has the best taste in anime, is good at skating and he will spoil u.

he will make you veel like the prettiest girl in the world, is super sweet and he takes good care of his (also very amazing and hot) girlfriend 😊
person 1: oh wow, i heard that girl over there is dating joost!
person two: really?! i'm so jealous! i heard hes the best
by ilovesushi123 December 26, 2021
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joost

the guy with the prettiest eyes ever. people try to cancel him for everything he does but he's too good, he's a god (yes, ome robert)
"man, I want to cancel Joost."

Joost: fuck the ebu I don't want to go to court
by eenhoornlola August 30, 2025
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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
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Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.
Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
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Joost

Joost is the most special person in the whole world. He is kind to you and others, he respects you and your boundaries a lot and he has the purest heart. I think you’ll never meet someone like him. He is everything a girl wants. He has a very loveable family. Joost is a really beautiful person, inside and outside. His personality is almost to good to be true and your parents will definitely love him. He has the prettiest blue eyes you’ll ever see. They shine and twinkle like stars in a freezing cold night do. His wavy blonde hair feels soft in your hands. And his facial structure is simply just perfect.

He is perfect.
Sarah: “Look at Joost! That’s my boyfriend :)”
Lindsey: “Wow, he’s literally perfect.”
by Urabsolutelystunning November 22, 2021
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Joost

Stereotypical Dutch male. Typically has slicked back hair, attractive, and dresses preppy.
We can’t go to this bar, it’s full of Joosts.
by Mark1071 June 9, 2024
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