Jonas Salk Middle School

The Worst MS in Levittown. The lunch is the BEST but the school just sucks.

"Ms. Debbie vs Straw Wrapper 2018-2019" Anyone who went to Salk understands

Pull up to Jonas Salk Middle School to do absolutely nothing because this school is so trash

by mrbatwithgat January 30, 2019

jonas secrets

(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook

Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!

by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008

Jonas sten

Jonas sten is a very fat and gay man. He really like BBC and THE BLACK TOOTHBRUSH

Jonas sten is very gay

Yes

by Jonas sten hater March 8, 2022

Jonas Secrets

A group on facebook that is like family. Creeps.

Jonas Secrets are amazing!

by Oliviaaa=] January 13, 2009

Jonas Secrets

An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.

Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?

by LaurenJT December 23, 2008

Dr. Jonas Salk

The motherfucking badass who created the first polio vaccine. Guy was a god damn G.

Steve: Who discovered the polio vaccine?
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.

by Voltaire302 June 8, 2010

Andy Jonas Singh

A zesty ass mdfk, will rizz up any guy other than his own girlfriend.

You see, Andy Jonas SIngh is at it again, flirting with Jayden.

by Jly_ October 17, 2023