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Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
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It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
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It is well known that John Mayer would lose in a fight against Billie Joe Armstrong as Billie Joe Armstrong does not suck balls like John Mayer.
Also used to describe animal leavings.
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Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
Gorgeous music: Listen to his latest, "Continuum"
Raunchy Humor: “I’m not worried about how small my penis is – I’m worried about how dark it is. I have a Dominican penis. My penis hit six home runs last year; my penis wears shoes without socks.”
Large breasted women(that he's either dated, or has been linked to) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Heidi Klum, Jessica Simpson
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The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
The gay equivalent is a Ricky Martin.
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A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
A way to turn any guitar song into something that people will relate to. Gets the guitar player instant pussy and respect from his borderline emo friends.
Them: "Man, I don't think anyone likes this song I wrote."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
Them: "Thanks man, that really worked."
You: "John Mayer it! You'll get laid in no time."
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