Jobber 

Someone who turns up uninvited and smokes all your marijuana. Whom only complain and fails to make any conversation other than 'well this is exciting'..

'The Jobbers have turned up again'
'OH NO! The Jobbers!'
'We must find away to avoid the jobbers'

Jobber by Pjflo June 16, 2008

Jobber 

simply A Hand-job. for a female to use ones hand(s) in order to give sexual pleasure to a male.

1) il giv u a finger-fuck if u giv me a jobber first!
2) yeh man, she gave me a jobber whilst watchin match of the day!!!
3) well it started off with just a jobber, but one thing led 2 another, b4 we knew it we wer Rewriting the Warsaw Pact

Jobber by Adz H January 10, 2006

jobber 

noun

1. An insult for a MALE who is regarded as an idiot for asinine behavior or reputation.

2.

syn. - buffon, idiot, douche

Jared behaved like a jobber last night when he drank too much.

jobber by PlayboyGene October 27, 2004

jobber 

used in place of anything much like the word jawn.

yo let me get that jobber, yo u see that jobber, nah i cant go i got this jobber to handle, dude just press the jobber to open the door

jobber by mikemerk October 2, 2005

Jobber 

A man, mostly like to be called 'Kez', who takes all of the skill out of football simulation console games by running as fast as possible towards the goal line and then cuts the ball back for a player to tap in from 2 yards.
The word jobber is derived from the type of goal scored here, a 'jobber goal'.

That's such a jobber goal Kez, you bloody jobber!
You been to the job centre there....

Jobber by Stan October 26, 2010

Jobber 

feces. shit.

some pigeon layed a jobber on my windshield.

Jobber by Clay Bertrand December 11, 2003

Jobber 

A particular breed of talented individual who does paid word for people on www.myjobsathome.com

Bob "I'm an expert at ironing, I could charge for this!"
Jane "Become a Jobber on www.myjobsathome.com then"

Jobber by JobQueen March 27, 2011