Jiangitis 

Jiangitis is when you have the time to text an action mean whilst trying to do it. This is most often said when the action is something that does not last for a long time (i.e., a few seconds) because it is simply not practical for one to spend time texting instead of committing to that task and also when the person being 'diagnosed' with Jiangitis often does so or is very eccentric (weird). For example, someone might be trying to find a gif whilst texting: "trying to find that gif", and does that almost every day.

*Pronounced "Ji-ang-i-tis" NOT "Jian-g-i-tis"*

Person A: omg this is the fifth time this week im trying to find that sock cos I need to leave rn
Person B: lmao u hv jiangitis

Jiangitis by taewithkookie April 14, 2022

Jango Fett 

The most Bad-Ass Mutha Fucka, (BAMF, also known as Top Mandorlian) till he got his head chopped off. He was the Original Host for a Clone Army, one of the clones he raised to succeed himself as the BAMF.

Zam: You're Jango Fett aren't you. I've heard of you, you know. I'm Zam Wesell.
Jango: You must be new to the business.
Zam: Why? Because you haven't heard of me?
Jango: Because you're reckless. You could learn a thing or two about being subtle.
Zam: You call that subtle? You just brought down a Republic prison.
Jango: My plan didn't include you. Or the chaos you started back there. You cost me my ship.
Zam: My plan didn't include you trying to hijack my prisoner. Anyway, you should thank me. This babe (the ship) is a big improvement over that relic. I've never seen anything like this. What is she (the ship) anyway.
Jango: She's a Firespray pursuit special.

Jango Fett by Jedi_Master September 28, 2008

Janguear 

To "hang out." This is really the English expression 'hang out,' but Nuyoricans have given it a spanish pronunciation, thereby creating a new Puerto Rican slang word.

"Oye, yo estoy aburrido, vamos a janguear."
"Yo, I'm bored, lets go hang out."

Janguear by Otoniel January 8, 2005

jangael 

a jangael is someone who is the absolute SWEETEST. they are easily frustrated, hella cute, and always singing.

person 1: omg who is that person randomly singing during chem?
person 2: probably jangael

jangael by * star October 30, 2019

janglies 

1) A frozen espresso drink made with "high caffeine" content beans, 100% pure chocolate syrup, whole milk and chocolate ice cream. Invented by a group of coffee freaks @ 1994 in Santa Rosa, CA that had way to much time on their hands.

2) A euphoric state brought on by mass consumption of the non-alcoholic drink "janglies".

1) "Dude, why don't ya come over and we'll drink janglies and smoke cigarette's all day."

2)"Man I feel like I been up drinking janglies all night."

janglies by DJ Schweitz July 7, 2010

key jangler 

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

key jangler by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021

Jingle-Jangle 

The drug distributed by the Ghoulies in Riverdale. The Sugarman or Mr. Robert Phillips, a former teacher at Southside, sold jingle-jangle to the Ghoulies before he was fatally shot by the black hood. In one episode of Riverdale Veronica Lodge and Cheryl Blossom took the drug when offered some by Nick St. Clair.

I can't believe Veronica and Cheryl took jingle-jangle!

Jingle-Jangle by Joey McDade June 6, 2018