jibber

a person who is on crystal meth/speed (aka jib) usually seen riding around town on a bike with a trailer attached hauling a huge load of junk (which is usually stolen)

Watch where you're going, the ghetto is jibber territory

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

Jibber

(Jibbing/Jibbed)

A person who promises to turn up to events, and either pulls out at the last minute, or just doesn't show.

Ryan:Is Gareth gonna show up at any point tonight?

Rob: Doubt it...that Jew bastards a right Jibber.

by SuperGinge September 09, 2009

Jibber

A small, hairy chinchilla gnome that greases up horny naked Canadians

A Canadian would say: I got a visit from a Jibber the other day, it caught me whilst showering, quite a pleasurable experience it was too!

by Mr.Pete November 09, 2007

Jibber

v. The act of sending an IM or instant chat to someone, as opposed to conveying information in an email, which would be 'emailing.' Etymology: Jibber Jab; Mr. T.

"I've just jibbered you the details, go over and look on your computer and let me know what you stink."

"OK - I'll jibber you from my phone when I'm at the restaurant."

"Don't bother emailing, just jibber me when you get back to your desk."

"You're flooding my chat window with IMs! Jibber me timbers!"

by Doomnation July 10, 2013

Jibber

someone who somehow finds a way to not take something,to leave a party/sesh,or just not turn up to a party/sesh

A''are you coming to the party jj?''
B''no im workin 9-5 in the garage fraser''
A''youre such a jibber!''

by dei wyn November 01, 2007

jibbered

to be chotched aka jibber-chotched

whoa man im so jibber chotched

by swed September 01, 2004

Jibber

Jibber

Noun
Fondling of the male genetalia until ejaculation using forms of body parts such as hands mouth feet breasts; generally preceded by another noun to define what was being used to do the fondling or the location that the fondling had occurred

Last night on the train ride home I got an amazing bus jibber.

by rockonman March 04, 2017