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dead jews

A good pile of roaches(whats left after finishing a spliff), preferably in a box or an container. Usually the roaches you save and smoke them later.
Yo, go get the dead jews and lets burn 'em.
by TheDeadMansDeathRIMZ October 16, 2009
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JEWASS

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS
by $tan the window man December 13, 2010
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Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.
The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.
by Bed time August 9, 2010
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Jewish Christmas

person one: What are you doing this Christmas?

person two: What do you think? Its gonna be a Jewish Christmas!
by Swimgirl202 February 29, 2012
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Jewish Gold Chain

A neck brace, in reference to someone seeking an injury settlement.
There sure are a lot of guys wearing Jewish gold chains around Brooklyn today. Must be some money coming in.
by Rimjob-steve August 16, 2019
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Divine Jewish Intervention

When an unexplainable occurrence (aka miracle) happens causing/allowing one to save money.

Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"

"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
by Daniel9787 February 26, 2009
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Jewish Hookup

Ceasing to continue once sexual intercourse it brought up.

"...'everything' but sex"
"yo dude, did you hook up with her last night?"
"naw, man, only a jewish hookup.."
by Tom Hoffhim March 8, 2013
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