Jersey Girl

Jersey Girls is a colloquial derisive term, used to describe girls from New Jersey, USA , as the true "dumb brunettes", as opposed to dumb blondes. This term seems to be loosely similar to the British Essex girl, linking stereotypical airheadness to a specific geographical region.

Jersey girls are brunettes or bleached blondes with the hard Jersey accent, loud, PROMISCUOUS, using highly-repetitive small set of weasel phrases and word combinations with a high volume of F-words in the language, unable to handle BASIC life situations, usually from a working or middle class background, and often but not always of Italian or mixed Irish-Italian descent.

Chrystle Tromans is a Jersey Girl in every aspect of the word!

by Bob4424 June 11, 2008

jersey girl

a beautiful, confident girl who possesses an indescribable love for her state and a strong hate for guidos. most likely irish or italian and could charm the hell out of you.

"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl"

by cknj November 8, 2007

jersey girl

there is a reason why jersey girls are called the best in the world, and if you don't get it, you're not meant to get it....move on and just know you're are missing out on BEAUTIFUL.

all jersey girls...confident, curvy, sexy, independent, and amazingly beautifully hot.

by theassestman March 15, 2009

Jersey Girl

A love of an unpretentious good time and a certain sense of style. Jersey Girls are about attitude; eating pizza; drinking beer; going out and have an awsome time; great hair; and enjoying it all. She has a mouth on her and she says what she means; she has a nice cheerful laugh; Bottom line all of them are sexy! Jersey Girls have that inner glow that makes them more beautiful than any other girl.

Guy 1: OMG look at that girl
Guy 2: She is hot!
Guy 1: she must be a Jersey Girl

Always a Jersey Girl!!!

by Megan Dziedzic May 15, 2008

Jersey Girl

Girl from New Jersey who is and knows that she is better than girls from any other state or country, usually angers bennies who cannot understand that she is not interested in annoying wannabes. Usually found in Monnomouth, Ocean, Atlantic, Cape May or Essex counties

Jersey girls are the best girls in the world

by Proud Jerseyan March 17, 2008

jersey girl

A Chick born and raised in Jersey easily spotted by her over processed (fake) blonde hair, tight acid-washed jeans or butt shorts, press on nails, an oral fixation, and an uneven tan from the shore. She enjoys talking trash while driving with her "girls," eating at the Mall Foodcourt, and anonymous sex with tools. They are often turned off by intellectual pursuits, even though they go to nice colleges their parents pay for.

Jersey Girl 1: "Hey, are you going to the Shore today?"
Jersey Girl 2: "Duh, but i gotta get some more beer, parliament lights, and aquanet."

or:

Teacher: So, how has your first semester been?
Jersey Girl: Alright, I guess. I mean, we're not allowed to drink on campus anymore, which sucks.
Teacher: No, I mean how are your classes?
Jersey Girl: Well, I can't drink, so, um, not good. My parents, like, aren't sure they want to keep paying, but they should just suck it up and pay.
Teacher: Did you write that paper on Nietzche?
Jersey Girl: Who-chi? Was he, like, Asian or something?

by allegra80 April 20, 2008

Jersey Girl

Any girl who was born and raised in New Jersey. Mostly known for having hair that is very high, wearing lots of makeup and jewelry, and being able to smoke a cigarette, drink a beer, chew gum, and bitch about their boyfriend all at the same time. Often, they have attended a private, all-girl catholic school so they are hard to fuck, but easy to get a blowjob from.

"Nothin' matters in this whole wide world when you're in love with a Jersey Girl." - Bruce Springsteen

by Tim L. May 8, 2003