slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

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Me la jalo sin crema

Mexican way of saying "I jerk it without lotion"

Mexican guy #1- Me La jalo sin crema.
Mexican guy #2- Ay que rico.

by B-STONE May 25, 2011

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Heywood Jablome

a guy you ask for when you make a crank call

"KMart. Can I help you?"
"My friend Heywood is at your store. Can you page him? His last name is Jablome."
"Heywood Jablome! Phone call! Heywood Jablome!"

by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003

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Jalooty

A pimple that's inside of a penis.

Go pop your jalooty you stuck up bitch.

by Fred522 July 31, 2019

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Jalobie

A clueless fuck that everyone hates and he is bad at everything he does, such as: Band, sports, and school. Anyone can fuck him up in a fight and he gets no pussy.

Fuck Jalobie man! He's a little bitch!

by NigNig42 July 28, 2020

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