jaloproctitis

Rectal burning caused by defecating spicy food. (I didn't make this up).

"The chili you made last night left me with a pretty severe case of jaloproctitis this morning."

by j. rabbit richards April 8, 2006

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Jaloppagog

Obscenely or disproportionately large.

That woman has jaloppagog tits.

by Fourkie August 23, 2009

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Jalloponi

A desert dewelling lobster

Steve rode the jalloponi accrossed the desert outrunning persecution of the native American tribe he just stole from. Ride jalloponi, ride.

by Proseidon182 November 19, 2018

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Jamlops

A word that is used in casual conversation to describe any person, place, or especially a thing.

A catch all term used to mean any person,place or thing.

I was going back home yesterday when that kid with the jamlops came up to me and said: "I am following you".

by KingDale January 22, 2009

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A beautiful baby. On the outside hes like a fierce scary lion but once he gets comfortable with you and trusts you (wont happen), he becomes a big baby (only to his wife hasina). Hes the most sweetest caring and hottest man to ever roam the earth. Every step he takes he leaves a light beautiful aroma behind him. If you ever find anyone like him (you wont), hold onto him with ur jaw and teeth and never let go because he is the most caring man in the world. He knows how to love, care, protect, and HMP HASINA LOVES HIM SO MUCH HMP HES A BABY AND NO ONE NO ONE WILL TOUCH HIM NO ONE WILL EVER HURT HIM BC HIS WIFE WONT LET ANYONE ANYONE OR ANYTHING DAMAGE HIS PURE SOUL!!!!! I LOVE BABY LIAS

Eliass Jalloub? Oh thats Hasinas little baby

by Eliasswifehummahumma December 5, 2021

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