jagoff

A jagoff is the worst thing one can be called in Pittsburgh. Closely related etymologically to jerkoff but much stronger.

Youns see that jagoff down the street?

by d156156156 February 18, 2008

jagoffery

The ignorance displayed by being a jagoff or jerkoff. Being confrontational, self-serving, obnoxious, or just generally dfficult or uncooperative.

Sam: Wow, the rampant jagoffery in our society today is mind-boggling!

Samantha: Yeah, no doubt. Hey, speaking of mind-boggling, let's continue this discussion over a few of those mind-boggling Belgian ales...

by whimzzical August 4, 2008

Jagoonky

Ja-goon-kie

A derogatory word towards ones penis. said with a Ray Romano/ Kermit the Frog accent.

Mrs.Piggy will you please sit on my Jagoonky

by doobie Brothers March 7, 2009

jagoff

A douchebag. Roots in Polish communities in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

From one jagoff to another, Rahm is a jagovff. -Blago

by Nate Maier August 13, 2016

Jagotbriggsed

(Pronounciation: jah-got-briggsed)

Describes the negative position that one is in after being screwed over or tricked by a scheming person.

Katy: "I can't believe I fell for all his lies again."
Chris: "Jagotbriggsed!"

by BooYah Grandma1010 September 15, 2010

jagon

An alien sex organ. Comes from the episode of South Park when they discover that Earth is just a reality TV show.

"Oh yeah, you got my jagon all hard!"

by Stevio G. September 27, 2004

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003