Jaffa

noun -

Someone who's life consists solely of computer games. The word 'Jaffa' comes from these people's main food source, Jaffa Cakes.

'He's such a jaffa'
'No she won't come out with us, she's a jaffa'

by Zakini January 24, 2008

jaffa

An orange. Originally referring to oranges from Israel. London slang.

For breakfast I have a jaffa and a cuppa.

by ô¿ô February 22, 2007

Jaffa

an expression used in a similar fashion to 'brap', 'bop' and 'blap' in order to express excitement/ elation!

Emma: Jen Come Dine With Me is on tonight!
Jenny: JAFFA! JAFFFFFAAA!!!

by CH5 April 17, 2008

Jaffa

"Whatta "

Jaffa girl right there. Jaffa time we had today.

by xxxelena February 20, 2018

Jaffa

One of the many English slang words for vagina.

"He wants me to go 'round tonight"
"Well have you shaved your jaffa?"

by Oatmeal tatas April 17, 2016

Jaffa

Noun. Effete person rendered infertile through excessive alcohol consumption, prosaic conversion or inability to get laid at summer festivals.

Why you such a muggy little jaffa clown?

by hazzawazza September 22, 2013

Half a Jaffa

Someone, usually from the north of Ireland, who has one Catholic parent and one Protestant parent. Meaning they are half orange

Did you know Johnny was half a jaffa?
His da's in the ra but his mum's an orangewoman

by TPitbull November 3, 2010