ass jack

1.) A female most often a mother that spends their life dragging another female down to keep her from accomplishing everything she couldn't

2.) A completely useless tool

1.) I can't believe her mother is such a ass jack, She ruined that girls life before she had a chance
2.) She serves about as much purpose as an ass jack

by Bigmike13 May 10, 2022

jack that ass

take that Bytch out of the club and have sex with it

i jacked that ass out of the club and fucked that Ho then bounced with her younger Sister

by homeboy October 17, 2004

Ass Jack

1.Noun: Someone who has just said something so stupid, it actually made you shutdown for a few seconds.

2. My neighbor, cause hes a douche.

Brian: "Dude, my dad thought Bob Marley was dead"...

Me: "Bob Marley IS dead....Dude....ur a fuggin Ass Jack!"...

by xXx-Ass-Hat-xXx January 17, 2008

Ass-jack

a jack that is inserted in the anus.

Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth

by cactus bunch August 2, 2003

Ass-Jack

A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it

Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!

by tojo le mucho madre November 4, 2009

Ass Jack

A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.

1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!

by omegaman6000 April 26, 2011

Jack Sandwich Ass

A phrase that originated in the Azores in the 1920s. It refers to an ugly ass kid that sucks dick. He often enjoys watching BBW midget porn while eating sandwiches.

James: Randy is suck a "Jack Sandwich Ass".
Lili Chin: I Know Right.

by Subscribe to Trap Supremacy October 17, 2014