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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is one of five real-life examples of devil spawn. She is what you get when a white-trash person wins the lottery. She smells like blood, expensive perfume, and daddy's money. If she wasn't wealthy, she'd be a hooker.
Ivanka Trump is a human butt lump.
by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017
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Ivanka Trump

Noun: an apathetic female.

Verb: To insert yourself into a professional conversation that you are not educated in. To speak to a well established professional on the subject in which they make their livelihood as if you are an expert in their profession. To actively impede progress by displaying your lack of ability in the task at hand. To
That building just burned down and she walked up to the firemen and asked, "When will this land be for sale?" That Ivanka Trump.
Did she just tell the Doctor that she needs an IV and not a prescription. She's in here for an eye exam, She is such and Ivanka Trump.
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Ivanka Complex

In Freudian psychoanalytic theory, it refers to a father’s sexual desire for his own daughter. Dotards and Stable Geniuses often exhibit this type of behavior.
“I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter perhaps I'd be dating her.”
-Donald Trump

Wildlife Documentary Narrator: “Here, deep in the jungles of Mar-a-Lago, we see the Ivanka Complex in action as a dotard attempts to mate with his female offspring”
by Howimetyourgrandma May 14, 2019
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Ivanka Trump

A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.
Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck
by real_deal_steel_69 September 10, 2020
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Ivanka Trump

The Chelsea Clinton from a parallel universe where Hitler won the second World War.
Named after her mother, Ivana Trump, by adding a random letter to her name.
— OMG look that's Ivanka Trump over there!
Holy shit, she's so hot I'm literally cumming in my pants right now.
by chadradwell November 20, 2016
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Ivanka Marry 2024

A futuristic slogan for the stupidest to even think would even be possible. It would nearly be impossible for that pair to even get the republican nominee ticket, let alone the presidential election.

The slogans full form is "Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney 2024".
Supper Trump fan: "What is the likely hood of Ivanka Trump and Marry Cheney running together for president in 2024 as Ivanka Marry 2024?"
Normal person: "Are you nuts? Haven't the trumps and the cheneys done enough damage to this country already?"
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump is the second oldest child of Donald Trump. She may be romantically involved with her father. She often takes the place of Melania Trump in positions next to her father. Donald Trump said that he would date Ivanka if she were not his daughter.
Interviewer: President Trump, what are your thoughts on Ivanka Trump?

Donald Trump: I love how hot she is! I would totally date her if she weren't my daughter!
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