Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.

"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.

by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011

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Hearts of Iron 4

A financial trap that will steal your soul and your wallet with all their DLCs. Turn back before it's too late.
God help you the second you hit that play button, for it's already too late

I've played Hearts of Iron 4 for about 1000 hours and I still don't know how the fuck to use a navy or air force.

by epicstench October 27, 2022

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Ironbound

The Ironbound/Down Neck is a part of Newark with a huge Portuguese population.
Every year 500,000 people gather on Ferry St (the main commercial street) for the Portugal Day Feast. Keep in mind that the entire population of Newark is around 280,000.

1: I'm going to Newark today.

2: Foda-se! You wanna get killed?

1: Oh no dude, I'm going to the Ironbound.

2. Oh alright, take it easy.

by contagion; January 22, 2008

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