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ironic lolicon

A person that identifies as a lolicon but denies being a pedophile or being attracted to real children, saying they only like drawings.

They usually prefer legal lolis (adult women who look underage) over true lolis (actually underage girls) and sometimes even try to claim lolis are not supposed to represent children. Usually ignorant of the fact that the word lolicon (ロリコン) literally means attraction to young girls in Japan, ironic lolicons spend a significant amount of their time trying to prove they are not pedophiles on Twitter or some other online platform.
Non-lolicon: Loli is pedophilia. You are masturbating to drawings of children.
Unironic lolicon: So what?
Ironic lolicon: NOOOOOO! Lolis are not children! They are... um... small women or something. I actually find real kids gross. Please don't call me a pedo.
by jsuki February 6, 2022
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irani

Young Hispanic girl, can speak three languages, is being raised as a hard worker, is a cowgirl, always has a smile on her face, falls for guys that are out of her league 😰, is very understanding of everything and everyone, if you find an irani Don't Let Her Go! knows how to 🎉🍻🎈
I knew an irani once she was very ironic or Irani always has a smile on her face
by D. A. L February 4, 2020
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iranian

an iranian person is somebody who came from iran or persia. most iranians/persians have brown hair and brown eyes but there are exceptions. im persian and i know alot of persians and they are extremely friendly and hard working people. and it gets me pretty pissed off when i read bull shit definitions of iranians like "parsipunter". im guessing that parsipunter met one iranian and then decided to stereotype all of them, which is not right at all. basically, that kid is racist and parsipunter...if ur reading this i really hope that one day u realize that.
im not saying that all iranians are friendly and nice and great cuz they're not all like that(most that i kno r tho). but thats how it is in every nationality...there are nice ppl and weird ppl and mean ppl etc.
if ur iranian and reading this...i wanna remind u to be proud of who u r.
o yea and i went to iran lots of times and there are no camels by the way..just if u were wondering.
by kimia September 27, 2005
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iranian fleshlight

The act of vigorously masturbating with the tubular remnants of a gyro loaf.
Wife: Husband, our gyro loaf is nearly gone, shall I prepare another.

Machmud: Yes wife, I will dispose of the tubular remnants of our current loaf.

Machmud: Hello my little Iranian Fleshlight...

*unh unh unh*
by strange_aeon November 25, 2013
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ironic comedy

A branch or style of comedy dealing with the humor in a scenario or events illustrating verbal, dramatic, or most often situational irony.
The procrastinators meeting got postponed. (Situational Ironic Comedy)
by Djfirhkfhvdjc July 17, 2014
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ironic

it is ironic that the health teacher's son is an avid recreational drug user
by student_athlete September 29, 2013
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