A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
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Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
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Get the Secondary Invitation mug.I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
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Get the Lanky Boy Invitational mug.When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'
-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
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