intexticated

Driving while focusing on a text message.

Man-Crap I wrecked my car.
Police-No regard for the road only your social life.Looks like we have another one who was intexticated.

by The Biz June 20, 2012

intexticated

The art of text messaging while intoxicated, usually at bars or parties.

Dude, sorry what I said last night, but I was really intexticated.

by Eric66 December 29, 2007

intexticated

When someone becomes completely deaf to reality while texting on their phone.

Guy: What do you want to eat tonight
Girl: *no answer*
Guy: Oh yeah, I forgot, you're intexticated when you pick up that phone

by yoMomma420 June 1, 2010

injusticated

The feeling of being angry and outraged at an unfair decision or event. Form of righteous anger.

"The referee gave him a penalty even though he dived."
"I'm so injusticated!"

by liakias December 9, 2008

Intexticated

Trying to text a message while totally intoxicated. Or TUI-texting under the influence.

example: woman trying to text friend to pick her up as she is intexticated after imbibing large quantites of ETOH

Can u flocs get me 1/2vhour 93 2 pz
PL (. God ce ne pic menup at 13 poop.
Fyked up??????helpp

by cinlou December 20, 2010

Fucking While Intoxicated

Fucking While Intoxicated

After drinking heavily she was engaged with fucking while intoxicated

by jayfrnaco2015 April 29, 2015

Intxticated

Texting somebody while being intoxicated.

One Saturday night you recieve a text message from your EX and you can barely make out the words “I still love you.” from the text “I stile live uoi.” not replying you find out the next day that your EX was indeed exceedingly intoxicated. What has just happened here was a classic case of somebody who intxticated a significant other.

by B's4ever December 6, 2009