interweb

What your grandparents call the internet

Grandad: Hey! What are you doing on the interweb
You: Its interNET and im watching porn!
Grandad: mind if i join you

by EXITman January 12, 2010

interweb

A rather humorous combination of the World Wide Web and Internet. Usually used in parody of someone who is fluent with IP.

You suck at teh Interweb.

by Uxrius January 5, 2003

Interweb

A term used for the internet when pretending not to know exactly how it works.

i.e what's the capital of ireland? I don't know if only we had a way of finding out, such as the majical interweb.

by 7272 September 5, 2006

INTERWEBZ

A website used to sell subscriptions of cheats that are used for a well-known game series known as Counter-Strike.

"Yo dude, are you using INTERWEBZ? Because you clearly have an aimlock."

by klugle September 30, 2019

interweber

One who engages and participates in web 2.0 services such as blogs, wiki’s, and social networking sites.

Interwebers Gary and Dan run personal blogs and are members of numerous social networking web sites.

by Chris Leone March 29, 2008

interwebing

browsing the internet

trey: "what are you doing"
hailey: "not much, just interwebing"

by Haileyiscool January 1, 2012

Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!

A phrase used by many people on online forums used to tell the other person (usually a little kid) that nobody really gives a shit about using or not swear words. The number 1 and lack of grammar are often added as a way of sarcasm towards them and their n00bness.

Kiddie 1: "d@mn i h8 dis gaem!1!11!1 is really crud!!1!1!!1111!
Person 2: "DAMN, SHIT, Oh noes i sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

Kiddie 2: "forking life no one luvs dis piz of doodo :("
Person 4: "FUCKING, SHITLESS MORON!!! Oh noes I sworez on teh interwebz!1!"

by jrriojase48 February 20, 2010