Spud Interview 

Like Spud from Trainspotting - over-cranked and fucking up the interview at a thousand miles an hour.

I went hard the night before with no sleep and applied for the job. It was a total Spud Interview fail.

Spud Interview by ^^!$#@ September 6, 2018

job interview 

a formal get-together between employer and employee to find out whether and to what extent the employee is willing to be exploited.

Huang: "i had a job interview yesterday. when the hr person asked about my life goals i said that i would love to spend an entire year or two with you in bed before getting ready to change the world"
Mindy: "hey! 🤗"

job interview by Krkič December 9, 2019

Indian job interview 

When an employer, quite often East Indian, accepts an applicant for a job interview by asking him to come in for a trial shift to see if he's worth hiring.

"Hey man, congrats on the new job!"
"Thanks, but I don't have the job yet, just an Indian job interview"

Indian job interview by Dave-Landon October 19, 2015

no interviews please 

The state slogan of West Virginia. Coined by the Daily Show in reference to West Virginians giving their reasons for voting for Hillary Clinton over Barack Obama in the May 2008 primary.

He's from t'other race, and you know, I'm scared o'that 'cause we've had so much conflict with 'em.

He's a Muslim, and that has a lot to do with it.

I don't like that Hussein thing. I've had enough of Hussein.

West Virginia -- No Interviews Please

no interviews please by lexihunter May 16, 2008

Suicide Interview

An interview which is extended to a college graduate or businessperson at the last minute by a very important firm. It requires the candidate to drop everything they are doing and prep themseleves for the interview in a matter of hours or even minutes.

Greg: "Dude, corporate called me and wants me to interview with them at 3:30, and it's lunchtime right now!"

Cedrick: "Word?! Sounds like you need to suicide interview that dude!"

Suicide Interview by CorporateBalla May 2, 2009

art robinson interview 

A long, drawn-out, extremely frustrating conversation in which one party constantly interrupts, denies plain facts in evidence, refuses to engage in questions or dialogue, and exhibits a derogatory and/or condescending attitude toward the other. The experience leaves the aggressor smugly self-righteous, and the aggrieved banging his or her head against the nearest hard surface.

Man, I just got out of an art robinson interview with my HR rep. I can't believe I still have a job.

My ex-girlfriend wants to "have a talk" tonight. I'm gonna turn this nice little dinner out into a real art robinson interview.

art robinson interview by nyclib8 October 11, 2010

the martin interview 

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

the martin interview by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023