Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011

Romantic Interlude

A short romantic or sexual meeting or relationship

Me and my sweety always met in the city for our romantic interludes.

by bkshiv June 27, 2018

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

interuterine device

a double-headed dildo. not to be confused with an intrauterine device, which is birth control. by definition, an interuterine device would connect two pussy-cavities.

She went to the doctor and asked for an interuterine device, and he gave her a prescription for the sex-toy shop.

by glandcyclops January 27, 2009

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2006

interdependence

A relation in which independent objects or individuals are dependent on each other, meaning that they're affected reciprocally.

The price of gas in Florida has interdependence to the amount extracted in Venezuela.

by Natthy December 5, 2007