intereting

You meant to spell interesting but fucked up.

I find dictionary's very intereting, wish I owned one.

by Bilbo Ballgins April 13, 2014

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

intersting

a slang word for an internal pain in the anus mainly caused by anal sex especially without lube.

best friend 1: so did you try anal on her?
best friend 2: yeah but afterwards she started complaining of intersting.

by the pickler August 16, 2010

Infelatio

When the cost of the dinner you are buying to get oral sex keeps increasing.

Oh man. I had to take her out to ruth's chris instead of olive garden last night to get some action. Infelatio is killing my bank account.

by Jplla October 4, 2009

booginal intestinalization

When you have so much booginal sex, that you start to have a stomach ache.

Soo, hector did me so hard last night, I gots me some bad booginal intestinalization

by DoubleTrouble78 June 11, 2009

intertainment

Short for "internet entertainment."

4chan: That's intertainment.

by Jen Mac September 9, 2005

intestinal holocaust

when you've spent a grand old day throwing back chili dogs n' beer, and all of a sudden you need to make a run for the border because your ass is about to burst! you've all been there. and the holocaust part of the day is that there is no bathroom in sight, and ya crap thy pants. it's good stuff!

" uggh.. Amy, if we don't find a bathroom real soo-eh.. I've got intestinal holocaust in- ( it squirts out ) Never mind.. I took care of business! "

by pones mcChicken fingaz July 23, 2003