Instaslam

When someone posts an Instagram photo with the sole intention of putting someone down, or "slamming" them. Often indirect, but heavily implying the insulting nature of the picture.

Girl A-"Hey, did you see Emily's Instagram showing off her ass with you tagged?"
Girl B-"That bitch has been Instaslamming me ever since I wore those yoga pants."

by The Wordsmithy October 14, 2014

Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016

Instafag

1. An attractive, well pampered and dressed gay male that comes furnished with small group of faggles, a flat in the Castro (SF, CA) and one hag closely resembling Margaret Cho.

2. Package containing small child. Add water and get 19

Oh, look over there! He is a instafag.

by Ilovemargaretcho November 2, 2008

instatagger

An instagram user who makes excessive use of hash tags to attract more people.

Guy 1:Hey! Did you see how he tags almost everyone in his instagram photos?
Guy 2: Yeah dude! He's an instatagger!

by thinkingbuddha December 12, 2013

Instasmash

Smashing the moment you meet. Attraction so deep you can't resist immediately screwing

Two people met and instasmash!

by Vegas16 December 14, 2016

Instadragon

A member of the Instadragons on Instagram... In other words a person who owns an Instagram account especially made for dragons, dragon RP's, Spyro, Cynder and other dragons, and dragon relatable stuff

Wow! Scyrina joined the Instadragon RP!

To bad so many people left the Instadragons

by Arnar The Dragon January 1, 2015

Instastalk

When someone you have just met friends or messages you on facebook via smartphone during the time it took you to leave the bar and get home.

"Holy sh*t, she instastalked me. I can't decide if that's cool or not."

Or

"Don't friend her yet, your too close to instastalk territory."

by Drewsmits February 9, 2010