InstaSnapTwitFaceGramming

The describing name of the world that today's youth live in

Teenage Daughter : Dad.... Dad... There's A EMERGENCY!

DAD : WHAT WRONG DEAR?

Teenage Daughter : I have no Internet service on my phone

DAD: OMG my dear!

No InstaSnapTwitFaceGramming for you..... Your going to actually have to TALK to people to let them know about every detail of your daily drama

I DON'T know if you are going to live thru this!

by SHAGGYSAN March 17, 2017

instacash

When you put on a condom for the first time and upon placement, you instantly achieve an erection.

Guy 1:Can I ask you a personal question?

Guy 2: Sure, go ahead.

Guy 1: Did you get instacash the first time that you tried on a condom?

Guy 2: Yeah, doesn't everyone?

by Not Op January 23, 2014

instagasm

the practice of urinating or taking a shit upon ones self after being exposed to a frightening image.

Dont instagasm when I show you the pic that I took of my mom nude. Unless you're into that kinda thing.

by Billy Joey Armstrong August 4, 2007

instantschnell

Stupid german expression for 'extremely fast'. Used a lot by fucktard WoW players.

"Heute müssen wir auf 70 leveln, aber instantschnell!!"

by rtfm&gtfo March 29, 2009

instahappy

Describing a person in a group who at any moment in time will draw their phone out the fastest just to instagram the picture first

Bob: wow what a nice sunset
Jill: ya, let me take my-
Bryan: LET ME INSTA DAT SHIT FIRST!
Bob: damn bro you are instahappy. Calm yourself

Bryan: I saw it first #duhh

by imcolinyoumaybe June 6, 2014

Instatasking

Having multiple Instagram accounts for different purposes/interests. For example, one for personal use, one for your photography, one for your food shots and so on

Instatasking is not easy! I often mix up the accounts and get weird comments for it

by Womanlychild October 1, 2016

instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm

Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*

by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016