A male or female that designs, launches and manages an Instagram account filled with self portraits with the goal of getting noticed by an agency for model work.
Crystal had some revealing beach shots on her Instagram, but she seems to be getting noticed by some local photographers. She could be the next great Instamodel
by recruiterpoet June 5, 2018
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Dude: "Hey, man did you see (insert attractive person's name here)'s picture on Instagram? "
Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."
Other dude: "Ugh. Yes, dude. It gave me Instacock."
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by marcus ownz biatch May 29, 2007
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1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".
1. A person who gets real nasty real quick in the kickin it sense. "Dat instafreak tried to stick his cock in muh face the first time i went to his crib".
2. When a normally laid back person, for some reason, usually because some extra tasty weed is inhaled or some ballin bass is droppin, starts dance fucking everything in sight. "That school teacher is usually demure, but the Hell's Tahoe & 2Live Crew combo got her clappin dat booty like a instafreak".
3. A way of descrbing an action that is exceptionally freaky that will take place shortly. "Hey:) Becky, im finda go instafreak on dat yella in the corner till he poppin. Then, take him grocery chomping for lady gravy in da back of this club".
4. The opposite of a gurl who will make u wait at least a fortnight before letting u penetrate her.
"All these boys wanna instafreak
No one's out there looking for a boss like me
Too hood to be good
Too good to be too hood".
5. A nigga who rubs his penis on u when u obviously not interested, while ur jus trying to get a drink in a club (and look for a guy you want to rub his penis on you). "Hey, yo Penelope, we gon hafta shift in this bitch, i gotta stage 5 instafreak tryna rub one out on my leg like a puppyboy".
I often find myself confounded, and yet strangely pleased and wet, when being presented with opposing phenomena in a rapid succession; things were all chill, then freaky, so i went instafreak, as well.
by MmeWord January 24, 2015
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She fell in instalove because he said "hi"!
OMG, OMG he smiled, bought me a drink - I think it is instalove!
OMG, OMG he smiled, bought me a drink - I think it is instalove!
by benben11 June 21, 2018
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Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
by donteatcows October 27, 2007
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