Instablam

An individual that inundates an Instagram feed with multiple photos in a row. Typically seen during a large event, trip away from home, or after the birth of a child.

"Thanks for the Instablam Kevin, hope you had a great vacation..."
"I just got Instablammed by Kevin! Hopefully that band won't play an encore."

by Instaman November 24, 2013

instalationship

When you love someone and are dating but aren't really dating.

Synonym: fuck buddies
Antonym: strangers

brook is cristians girlfriend...but Cristian has an instalationship with Caitlin.

by Khrizstarr January 29, 2014

Instaboost

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.

" i want to work at Instaboost Media."

by disco99 May 4, 2021

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011

Instabestie

Someone who is almost every one of someone's Instagram pics. Like their bestie but is largely dipised by that person .An instabestie also taggs you and comments on every one of your pics.

Uuuh . My instabestie keeps texting and asking me if I want to hang out.

by A_Lou_Lou_25 September 13, 2016

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017