instacoder

A person who creates the perception that they can program, by posting pictures of themselves with computers on Instagram.

These are usually attractive people gathering a following with the intention of advertising to them.

These pictures may also be of:
* an incomprehensible block of code in the text editor Sublime.

* A stack of programming books that teach unrelated languages; C++ & CSS, HTML & Objective-C
* Paper notebook with a block of syntax written on it
* multiple computers with the subjects hand on either of the keyboards
* Yoga poses with a laptop open in front of the user

* A glass of wine held out in front of a computer

You should open source less, instacoders don't do it so it must not be cool.

by The Avocoder July 10, 2018

Instamood

A state where any outside activity/conversation is ignored completely because their on Instagram.

I have to deal with instamood at least twice a day.

by Jpounder November 27, 2013

Instantology

The study of instance, particularly as it relates to the concept of Instant Water. What Instant Oatmeal was to the 20th Century Instant Water will be to new millennium.

The creation of something from seemingly nothing. Shades of ex nihilo, magic even.

When I go to college, I want to study Instantology

by BandV August 29, 2006

Instagood

A photo editing app for iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch.

My favorite app is called Instagood. I always get the most likes when I use it to edit my photos.

by seanzies August 26, 2013

instaculation

Instantaneous ejaculation.

-Man, that girl was so hot I instaculated.
-Woah! Check that out! ... "Instaculation!"

by danbot May 19, 2008

instabolical

An extraordinary instance where unknown happenstances become perfectly clear, in a moments notice, taking all sides by complete surprise.

It quickly became an instabolical situation.

by digger_dan June 9, 2011

Instatroll

To enjoy a conversation of no relevance to a instagram post with a friend in which niether of you are following said instagram poster

:What are you fellas upto this evening?

:oh nothing me and rob are just instatrolling this babe. All her staunch mates are making hollow threats, it's pretty awesome.

:ahh yiss I enjoy a good Instatroll tag me in I want to join in

by Fergo's thoughts November 22, 2014