Seventh Inning Stretch

When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.

I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

it's chewsday innit

some weird shit british people say because i don't fucking know

brit: "it's chewsday innit"
not brit: weird accent bitch

by urmomlolL October 18, 2020

grant innes

Someone who has sex with their mattress in an attempt to "wank"

"Hey did you hear that Jeff is a Grant Innes?"

"Really? How did you find out?"

"His brother caught him in the act"

by Falcon Lord xxxXXxx July 13, 2014

indistinct

something that is unclear and difficult to see, hear, or recognize.

If you're at a restaurant and you see people chatting but you can't hear them, those are indistinct conversations.

by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 1, 2018

Ignis

A man who likes ebony or black coffee.

Ignis enjoys drinking his ebony coffee by bragging about it.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

innitsexual

Mental illness caused by watching tommyinnit religiously to the point they want to fuck specifically the 17 year old tommyinnit

Person1: I'm innitsexual

Person2: this is pride month not not autism awareness Month

Person3:please get out of my house please

by Green-ish dirt February 13, 2022

innit doe

short for 'isn't it though' and shouting it loudly and proudly in public places to show appreciation for the innit doe.

phil: are you flipping up this i.d?

ben: INNIT DOE!!!

by theman87 November 28, 2011