Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.

*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011

Insectacow

Both an insect and a cow.

Ayo bros lookin like an Insectacow fr.

by KinderedOne June 23, 2022

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012

Yeast Infected Cunt Bubble

A term used to harass some one online or in real life, this is one of the lowest things a person can be.

"What the shit he just killed me, that Yeast Infected Cunt Bubble."

by JohnnyConthismofo January 10, 2009

direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.

i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it

by love1d94 April 1, 2013

Special Infected

These mother fuckers are the non Zerg rushing Zombies from Left 4 Dead. These fuckers can jump, run,climb and attack the fuck out of survivors, these are the W.T.F Zombies that make you bitches shit yourselves.

Fucking special infected.

by Special Infected March 23, 2009