Neutral Zone Infraction

A sexual position involving an offensive lineman, a defensive lineman, and greasy twisted woman (frequently Asian). The neutral zone infraction occurs when the two opposing lineman double penetrate the woman orally and vaginally(frequently anally). The neutral zone infraction can only be official when the combined weight of all 3 members involved totals 650 lbs. Any illegal procedures that are a result of this, ie staring the opposing lineman in the eye, will result in instantaneous homosexuality and a 5 yard penalty will be given

Jeff: Did you hear what those sick fucks on the football team did?
Hank: No?
Jeff:They gave that blind Asian chick in our advanced biology class a neutral zone infraction

by Francis Costello February 22, 2011

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Infact

It is the retarded and incorrect way of spelling "In Fact". It is a common misconception like "alot".

Friend 1: Hey mate you here about that new iPhone?
Friend 2: Yea the iPhone 5?
Friend 1: Yea the fifth in series.
Friend 2: Well you may think it is the iPhone 5 but infact it is actually the sixth in the series.
Friend 1: Yea well... Fuck you that's what.
Friend 2: Owned.

by Its Mackey November 15, 2012

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infactuation

infactuation means when u think that u like/love someone but u really don't.

i can't believe that shawn had only an infactuation for me!!!

by kayla April 2, 2005

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Infactuation

Often confused for infatuation, Infactuation should be recognised on it's own terms as being in the state of obsessively seeking the facts. People who try to win arguments by using either real or made up evidence are guilty of being in this state.

How dare you accuse me of infactuation, I'm only telling you what the report says.

by wordwraith April 19, 2014

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